Please understand that these jokes are not from my head. I heard two of them from an old acquaintance I ran into the other day. He’s actually a very smart man; a retired electrician for the phone company, but I guess we all have our weird quirks, don’t we?
Here’s the first one: What’s the difference between an old ten dollar bill and a new one?
Here’s the third one: What do you call a couple of Latin mice?
Answer: A para-meese-ium
And with that, I think I’ll go get some lunch